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Horror of Horrors

August 30th, 2004 by Ian

I just watched my husband grab a chicken carcass by his bare hands and tear into it with his mouth. It was not terribly attractive. Hell, it was damn scary. I guess I can take solace in the fact he really likes my roasted chicken.

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7 Responses to “Horror of Horrors”

  1. on 31 Aug 2004 at 12:53 am   Brian

    The true horror is that I too have witnessed this avian atrocity firsthand. And I couldn’t help myself - I participated. I feel so ashamed. Don’t tell my mom your chicken is better. :)

    Love that BLASTED CHICKEN!

  2. on 31 Aug 2004 at 1:37 am   Joel

    Take pics next time! Then send to the chickens’ relatives. They’ll perform a voodoo spell and summon the worst gas from your hubbie. Leave when he starts to complain about his stomach aching and it’s a full moon…

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. on 31 Aug 2004 at 7:33 am   Stephanie Cutlip

    LOLWTFBBQ! You just made my day, Ian! I miss you guys!

  4. on 31 Aug 2004 at 9:43 am   Bobby

    Hey, I was just trying to get a last little bite of that delicious chicken! Ian wasn’t letting me near it so I had to go for all or nothing! ;-)

  5. on 31 Aug 2004 at 10:43 am   Joel

    RE: had to go for all or nothing! ;-)

    Next time go for nothing, Bobby. I have it on good intel that Ian secretly took pics and has just mailed them to chicken voudouns (priests).

    Just remember to have phaze-zym near by at the next full moon… ;-)

  6. on 31 Aug 2004 at 11:22 am   Ian

    Chicken voodoo priests…..I love it!

  7. on 31 Aug 2004 at 7:32 pm   Joel

    Re: Chicken voodoo priests…..

    It’s real scary when they, like human voudaun (priests), have to tear apart a chicken to summon the loa (spirit).

    EWWWW!!!

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