Don’t Cha Wish…
October 2nd, 2005 by Ian
Went to Bobby’s 10 year high school reunion tonight. I was dreading attending. A big party where I know no one and will never see the people again - not my idea of fun. But I had to be a good husband and go. Amazingly, the evening turned out better than I expected. A few minutes after arriving we met the uber pro-gay straight couple. He was the administrative sponsor of two gay organizations at the college he worked at and wanted to become the GLBT liason. Needless to say we spent a lot of the evening chatting with them. I also enjoyed chatting with all the spouses who were dragged along. We could all relate to constantly being pulled along and introduced to random individuals then listening to everyone talk about people we didn’t know. I coped by drinking - coke and rum are my friends 
The title of the post comes from the song “Don’t Cha” by the Pussycat Dolls. For those who have not heard it, It is a girl group that sings the line “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend were hot like me”. Our friend Dennis (one of the people I actually did know there) thought they were singing “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend were hung like me”. I loved it! I think it could be the next great transexual anthem. You know, right after “I’m Not a Fucking Drag Queen”. Such a classic!
Anyway, my husbandly duties are over. I think I’ll get bonus points for going. A few more and I get a free drink with my next purchase
Current Music: “Light My Candle” from the Rent soundtrack (I can’t wait for the movie!)
Tell Bobby to give me the dirt on our former classmates…
Well, Mr. Pessimism, I’m glad to hear things went so well at the reunion. Sounds like you had a great time and I now have a great new line to sing to the Pussycat song on the way to school in the morning.
I like the new page!